Gran knows she needs to turn in early when…
- Gran watched the Hindi news channel for 10 minutes before realizing it wasn’t PBS.
- The cheese on Gran’s min-meatball sub isn’t melting! Crapola! Oven’s broke! Oops..oven’s not on.
- Gran’s clothes are still wet? Great; now the dryer’s broken? Okay. Forgot to turn the dryer on.
And (drumroll please), the top reason Gran knows when it’s time to turn in early IS:
- Gran falls asleep as she writing this post. As she writing this post? As she’s writing this post..oh brother.