Wife accused of pouring boiling water on husband’s groin – Top Stories – Bradenton.com

Wife accused of pouring boiling water on husband's groin – Top Stories – Bradenton.com

Thanks to Bill Crider’s Pop Culture Magazine for this link.

Folks, I’m a great believer that living well is the best revenge.

I’ve watched it happen in my own life, especially in the past year.

If your husband, wife, girlfriend, WHATEVER, is doing the wild thing with someone else, give them the playing room they crave by cutting them loose.

Here are just a few of my suggestions:

-Get a lawyer and sue for divorce
-If not married, get away from this loser as fast as possible
-Never speak to the moron again
-Lick your wounds, cry your tears, and find someone who appreciates you and doesn’t cheat on or abuse you
-Buy a red dress (or a snazzy suit, whatever your fashion bent happens to be), kick up your heels, and enjoy life

But don’t physically hurt the person.

Daydreaming about cutting his wee-wee off, or laughing with glee when considering the social diseases your beloved may catch by doing the horizontal bop with multiple partners, is acceptable (after you’ve left ‘the neighborhood,’ if you get my drift).

Then let go of those vengeful fantasies and move on with your life.

Trust me, life is already damaging this person in ways you cannot even imagine.

Get as far away from him/her as you can, and in the words of Auntie Mame, LIVE! LIVE LIVE!

Harder to do when there are children involved, I know, but it can be done.

Don’t risk going to jail for someone who has betrayed your trust.

I’ll get off my soapbox now.

But live well, that’s the best revenge.

And let me say just one more thing: OUCH!

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About boomergrl49

Mom, Grandma, retired social worker, blogger. I love reading fiction of all kinds, and I'm also addicted to television (Netflix, Hulu, Acorn, Amazon video).

Posted on October 14, 2008, in Bill Crider's Pop Culture Magazine, bradenton.com. Bookmark the permalink. 4 Comments.

  1. Very good advice… I can tell you are a lady of experiences!


  2. You are so kind, Lady Banana 🙂 I’m old, and proud of it!


  3. Words to live by,,I love the color here.


  4. Thanks a lot, Floyd. I’m not usually a pink fan!


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